singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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