The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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