I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Enjoy the penises
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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