I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We left an ass print on the piano.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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