it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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