that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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