i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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