What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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