Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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