he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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