you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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