just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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