I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
farters have to be the big spoon...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
