Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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