you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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