Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize