I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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