My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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