just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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