Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
