be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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