Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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