New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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