I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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