oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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