38 yer olds are good kisserssss
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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