wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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