porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
