He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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