whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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