votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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