My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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