Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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