I'm gonna have a badass scar
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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