Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I smell like Dick and happiness
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