I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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