She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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