why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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