I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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