I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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