we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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