i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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