dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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