yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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