Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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