Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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