i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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