do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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