I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He felt like a one man threesome
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm at about main and main street
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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