theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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