feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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