Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
