I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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