i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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