matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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