Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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