Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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