its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you never un-have a 4some
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