bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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