I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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