I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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